Blood Bowl National League Gazette Nº4

2013/04/01 by morgadonuno3

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss fans of Blood Bowl

After 15 day of National League, with the support of “águaraz”- the cold soft drink that makes you pimples, we bring to you the League Classification table.

As you can see teams don’t have the same number of games, but that’s life, and we believe that over time the difference will crumble.
Teams playing the ÀGUARAZ – BLOOD BOWL NATIONAL LEAGUE (15 so far)
Team Race Coach
WSKA – Weak Side Kick Ass Human Firepigeon, The Screamer (M.Pombeiro)
Helgakviða Hundingsbana d’ Algés B.C. Norse Frosk Södermanland (T.Canilho)
Flying Food Halfling Gordo Eatalot (P.Lourenço)
B N’R -Bosta N’Raiders Dark Elf Kem Erda (C.Carvalho)
Orc´s Dragons Orc Ney ,The Brave (M.Lopes)
The Pathfinders Norse Antonvar “The Seeker”(A.Ferreira)
TW – The Wannabeez Orc Carlos “Warboss” Tomas
SVC – Skaven Victoria Club Skaven Di Morgi (N.Morgado)
Orcageddon Orc Pedro ‘Da Boss’ Pires
Loren Foxes Wood Elf Tozé Boda (E.Dias)
Smells like Cheetah Elf Ismael, The Scout (I.Almas)
The Bushwackers Amazon Ron Jeremy (L.Farinhote)
The Hu’Ménage Human Franciscoahorta (F.Horta)
MEKUNEKUS Chaos Dw The Focker Neku (N.Figueiredo)
Black Party Human Mr.MacBoobies (G.Pombeiro)

That´s it, for now, see you…

Blood Bowl National League Gazette Nº3

2013/03/20 by Sapo

Blood Bowl!!!

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssss fans of Blood Bowl

Today we report the 1st game of the season.

Halflings Flying Food vs Helgakviða Hundingsbana d’ Algés B.C. at the TeaMug Stadium, home of HFF, at Alvaladeshire. The report came to us from “Can’ ilho the Barberian”our ground reporter

The game was of extremely high ( don’t apply this to halflings) technical quality (this you can)…26 000 Fans ( for 16 000 for HFF and 10 000 from HH d’Algés) crowded the TeaMug Stadium for the very first game of the 2013 season.

1^st Half
The HFF have the starter kick and the scorer was inaugurated at 4 “time turn” by the HH d’álgés via Ragnar Nøgne, the only blitzer of the norse man. The reply did not take long, Mil Folhas ( or Entremeada or Torresmos or Paelha…or…whatever his name was…) was thrown to the end line and sssccccoooooore…. for furry feet Flying Food Lourenso’s team.

The HH d’Álges, coach greets with sportsmanship the opponent – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! The dud throw the furry feet! …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! – This can’t be legal – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! – Ilegal procedure! Ilegal Procedure!…

But as you fans know this is a perfectly valid play – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! ….to furry feet

2^nd Half

The Norse kick off… and “Sandes de Torresmos” with butter hands” ( he ate a cupcake at the break) drops the ball…successively…until ….it ended in the Ulfwerener, Geri Carlsberg (his brother Freki Carlsberg, got one halfling elbow spiked between teeth…. but took his arm off in the process!)

The Norse did a “box” to protect the ball and kept it until the final stretch of game, Geri made the victorious Touchdown.

2-1 to HH. 3 Halflings were eaten eaten (1 by the italian Troll, Drengi di Boli, other by Freki and other by an anonymous lineman). The HH raised 60K e +1 FF.
Victorious première to HH d’Algés!
At TeaMug Stadium from countertops the crowd cries.

ROLA, ROLA, ROLA! MARCA, MARCA, MARCA! Pumba, Touchdown.

Blood Bowl National League Gazette nº2

2013/02/23 by morgadonuno3

The accomplish of a dream …Champions… we’re champions…
the slow ascent of the stadium stairs through the screaming cheers of the fans…
the trophy…I took it weight…almost falling backwards…
with DA help of Stone Head the troll, I raised it…
Stone Quarry Stadium scream as one…for us…we are champs…
I’ve a flashback of my live till this moment…
It was on a gorgeous grey, windy and with big raindrops falling from sky that I was born…
Slipped through my mother’s green legs and before da midwife could hold me I made my first “touchdown” …with my head in my house cold floor.
I found that way that I would have a future in da blood bowl. I’m fast, little and slippery.
I already worked in “da calhau stadium” when the coach found me for the team.
At the time I manage the space of O&G United…(cleaning the bathrooms and arranging the spas)
That day the orks were training Kicks, and the coach ordered me to hold the ball…
I saw him running at me… and when we stand his foot for the kick …I closed my eyes and forgot to let go the ball…when I opened my eyes I was passing by a flock of seagulls…
I climbed the ball in fear…than I saw the floor come in fast…I landed well beyond the line still holding the ball… they told me… when I woke up 3 days, 2 broken ribs and less 4 teeth, after in the nursery.

“da calhau stadium” was full for the final of the league. We enter the field coming from half-time resting, the game is tied with the Skaven Victoria United.
My teammates are drag themselves running after the rats, the troll still spews like he did all first half. (I suppose that’s the reason for skaven slip and fall in our half of the field).
In this half time skavem failed a lot of passes, I suppose that’s related with the fleas that I threw into their locker room, that made them scratch all over during this half.
We are almost at end of game and still locked in a tie, suddenly, don’t know how, the ball is in my hands, I look around… panic…frenzy skaven came at me from all around. Trying to escape I climb the troll, the skaven climb behind me… trying to reach the troll’s head, unintentionally I put my foot in the trool´s nose and he sneezed me all over the field…
I saw my fellow seagulls again…I saw the crowd rise up screaming…hear the judge whistling for game over…look down…saw the final line…saw the floor coming very fast at me …again.
We won…they told me…when I woke up in stadium nursery – stand up gobbo lets get our hands in the trophy – the crowd wait us …

Blood Bowl National League Gazette nº1

2013/02/21 by morgadonuno3

Cheers fans of Blood Bowl…
As you know last season, we did not find a winner…
We hope this year 2013, we can find one or just get the crowd happy with the games.
We going to run the BBNL and the 1Bigos BB Trophy so stay tuned and get yours teams ready for it.
Just to open the hostilities and get the fans glued to the our newspaper, the “Blood Bowl Gazette”
We go for a look at ” Da Calhau Stadium” home of Orks & Goblins United Blood Bowl team (O&G united) and to “ Under Kingdom Hole Stadium” home of SVC (Skaven Victoria Club) to see the arrangements for this new season.
Here we leave some pics of our journey.