Blood Bowl National League Gazette Nº3

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Today we report the 1st game of the season.

Halflings Flying Food vs Helgakviða Hundingsbana d’ Algés B.C. at the TeaMug Stadium, home of HFF, at Alvaladeshire. The report came to us from “Can’ ilho the Barberian”our ground reporter

The game was of extremely high ( don’t apply this to halflings)  technical quality (this you can)…26 000 Fans ( for 16 000 for HFF and 10 000 from HH d’Algés) crowded the TeaMug Stadium for the very first game of the 2013 season.

1st Half
The HFF have the starter kick and the scorer was inaugurated at 4 “time turn” by the HH d’álgés via Ragnar  Nøgne, the only blitzer of the norse man. The reply did not take long, Mil Folhas ( or Entremeada or Torresmos or Paelha…or…whatever his name was…) was thrown to the end line and sssccccoooooore…. for furry feet Flying Food Lourenso’s team.

The HH d’Álges, coach greets with sportsmanship the opponent – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! The dud throw the furry feet! …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! – This can’t be legal – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! – Ilegal procedure! Ilegal Procedure!…

But as you fans know this is a perfectly valid play – …F*#$%&&, C*#$%&!”o! ….to furry feet

2nd Half

The Norse kick off… and “Sandes de Torresmos” with butter hands” ( he ate a cupcake at the break) drops the ball…successively…until ….it ended in the Ulfwerener, Geri Carlsberg  (his brother Freki Carlsberg, got one halfling elbow spiked between teeth…. but took his arm off in the process!)

The Norse did a “box” to protect the ball and kept it until the final stretch of game, Geri made the victorious Touchdown.

2-1 to HH. 3 Halflings were eaten eaten (1 by the  italian Troll, Drengi di Boli, other by Freki and other by an anonymous lineman). The HH raised 60K e +1 FF.
Victorious première to HH d’Algés!
At TeaMug Stadium from countertops the crowd cries.