Blood Bowl National League Gazette nº2

1BigosThe accomplish of a dream …Champions… we’re champions…
the slow ascent of the stadium stairs through the screaming cheers of the fans…
the trophy…I took it weight…almost falling backwards…
with DA help of Stone Head the troll, I raised it…
Stone Quarry Stadium scream as one…for us…we are champs…
I’ve a flashback of my live till this moment…
It was on a gorgeous grey, windy and with big raindrops falling from sky that I was born…
Slipped through my mother’s green legs and before da midwife could hold me I made my first “touchdown” …with my head in my house cold floor.
I found that way that I would have a future in da blood bowl. I’m fast, little and slippery.
I already worked in “da calhau stadium” when the coach found me for the team.
At the time I manage the space of O&G United…(cleaning the bathrooms and arranging the spas)
That day the orks were training Kicks, and the coach ordered me to hold the ball…
I saw him running at me… and when we stand his foot for the kick …I closed my eyes and forgot to let go the ball…when I opened my eyes I was passing by a flock of seagulls…
I climbed the ball in fear…than I saw the floor come in fast…I landed well beyond the line still holding the ball… they told me… when I woke up 3 days, 2 broken ribs and less 4 teeth, after in the nursery.

“da calhau stadium” was full for the final of the league. We enter the field coming from half-time resting, the game is tied with the Skaven Victoria United.
My teammates are drag themselves running after the rats, the troll still spews like he did all first half. (I suppose that’s the reason for skaven slip and fall in our half of the field).
In this half time skavem failed a lot of passes, I suppose that’s related with the fleas that I threw into their locker room, that made them scratch all over during this half.
We are almost at end of game and still locked in a tie, suddenly, don’t know how, the ball is in my hands, I look around… panic…frenzy skaven came at me from all around. Trying to escape I climb the troll, the skaven climb behind me… trying to reach the troll’s head, unintentionally I put my foot in the trool´s nose and he sneezed me all over the field…
I saw my fellow seagulls again…I saw the crowd rise up screaming…hear the judge whistling for game over…look down…saw the final line…saw the floor coming very fast at me …again.
We won…they told me…when I woke up in stadium nursery – stand up gobbo lets get our hands in the trophy – the crowd wait us …

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